Reply to Real Dookie's Post

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Butch, I will be your Sundance Kid on the never ending fight to promote the value of the higher evolved Americans against the re unevolved 2nd world countries. We shower at least once a day, more if we work out, or if it is really hot out.

If evolution is the assimilation of all that is good, and the removal of all that is bad. Then the American language (English with all syllables pronounced, unlike the freaking British who live in England and mis-pronounce the language that shares a name with their country) and its pure accent is the highest evolved language.

In case you are wondering, the reasons the British speak as they do is as follows:

1.) They have horrendous dental hygiene habits and dental care in Britain. Therefore the lack of teeth, swollen tongue, and infected gums cause slurs and make it impossible to pronounce certain sounds.

2.) The terribly cold and wet weather make it very hard to open the mouth fully.

3.) The British are still very embarrassed from the only major World Wars and relying on America for supplies, and, oh yeah... victory of the Wars.

It is not a great mystery why the other fully industrial countries of the world (China and Japan) no require English in schools. They realize it is the most efficient and accurate language. Due to the fact that it evolves with the needs of the world and times. Japanese exchange students and nationals feel embarrassed when they can not speak English with the proper accent.

In conclusion I love boobs.