Sperm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,224401,00.html

This is another random study done (probaly off a federal grant). This one is showing a connection between cell phone use and a decline in sperm count in males.

The article states there is nothing conlcusive about the the connection, just that the trend is that males who use cells more have a lower sperm count.

Here is the idea that they missed.

Maby this high use cell phone users are more out going. Since they are more out going, they get more dates. Since they get more dates, they have more sex.

Some of you see where I am going.

Their sperm count is low, because their boys were left on some ladies bed.

Science needs to address this.