1/4 of Americans are Re-Tarded (Re: 9/11)

"All things being equal, the simplest answer is usually the correct one" - Occam's Razor

We have just passed the 5 year anniversary of the attacks on America on September 11th 2001. 2 buildings where destroyed, 1 was damaged, 4 airplanes destroyed, and thousands died.

Why did this happen? Who did this? The answer is simple.. A group of pissed off Muslims. The hijacked the four planes and crashed them into buildings. That's it. There was no government conspiracy to send us to war. Our government never needs a reason to go to war, they go all the time.

However, our public education system has failed to teach common sense and patriotism. And thanks to the Internet (i realise the irony in this statement) every fool with Photoshop can create any picture he likes, and present it as "Hard Evidence."

They usually have a quote from a "professor," (read: college lit instructor), a "Senior Military Personell" (read: Their ROTC buddy), and a picture which supports their theory and people will buy anything.

Since there are plenty of web-sites the debunk the debunked. I used credible news sources.. The best is the one done by popular mechanics.

http://www.alternet.org/story/12536/

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/1227842.html

You would think the article by Popular Mechanics would be enough. They a reputable, scientific, research magazine. But like most retards (Americans) FACT is never enough.

So the purpose of this blog is simple. I will pretend that Pearl Harbour Happened this year. I will play Devil's Advocate and be a conspiracy nut via 1942.

Pearl Harbour was a Government Cover up

The 7 December 1941 Japanese raid on Pearl Harbor WILL BE one of the great defining moments in history, but was it really the Japanese who attack the remote island of Hawaii?

Our (Internet) research has proven differently.

Uncle Sam will have you believe that the 1st Air Fleet of the Imperial Japanese Navy attack Pearl Harbour. We have an eye witness that puts them over 1000 miles away that morning.

"We were on routine training over the Sea of Japan on Dec 7Th." Lt. Col Renai Tanaka of the 1st Air Fleet.

We also have photo evidence that it was not Japanese Zeros bombing our ships, but the US built P-51 Mustang.

(See Image #4)

We circled the shape of an Airplane that according to Professor Indigam, a leading airplane historian, states "This is obviously a p-51, the clarity of the picture is uncanny." Our expert also stated that the torpedoes used in the bombing, can not be carried by Zeros.

(See Image #3)

We also found this picture taken during the attack, you will see a complete lack of planes in the air. How can an aerial battle have no planes. THIS IS IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT THE GOVERNMENT BLEW UP THEIR OWN SHIPS TO ENTER AN OIL-WAR WITH JAPAN.

(See Image #2)

We also have a close up image of the hole from the USS Tennessee. This whole measures 16 in in diameter and has no burn marks. A torpedo blows up on impact and creates massive burn from the explosion, This was obviously punched out when the government sank (which and expert would called scuttled) their own ship.

Now I could go on.. but you see how complex and ridiculous this all sounds. I made all of this up in about an hour during work, including the pictures. You can see how any Re-Tard can make any claim he wants. So please America, lets us common sense. There is no way that our government, which cant even do its day to day activities correctly, coordinated the greatest crime in history. It was simply a bunch of pissed of Muslims.

Yester day Vs. Today

The Real Dookie (see sidebar) sent this to me in an E-mail.. as a Former Educator I can testify for all of this as accurate


Yesterday vs today


Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1973 Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car, and gets his to show Jack.

2006 School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail, and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1973 Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.



2006 Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1973 Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1973 Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care, and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself, and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's Mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1973 Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

1973 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.

2006 Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

Scenerio: Pedro fails high school English.

1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1973 Ants die.

2006 BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He's found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in St ate Prison.